I, you submissive fucking piece, have once again fucked someone else and now you want me to punish myself for it and slap myself in the face - I really deserve it and that's why you're happy to give me one - well, those are some really hard slaps that I, bitch, am giving myself - but I know full well that I'll be fucking around again anyway - it's just too much fun and a few slaps in the face haven't done any harm - I even like it but I'm a bitch after all.....