At my last massage, the masseuse mentioned that she was offering an ultimate special treatment. Naturally, I made an appointment right away. As I lay on her massage table, she came in and immediately undressed. What was she planning? She walked behind me to a shelf and grabbed something from it... The tension was building... Then I saw it... She strapped on a strap-on... I guess I was going to get a massage from the inside ***ay. Okay – I'd be happy to join in...